10 Things Not To Do On Halloween As Told by Brooklyn Nine-Nine

By: Lauren Rohde

1. Don’t challenge your boss to a heist.

2. Don’t underestimate women! #GinaKnowsBest

3. Don’t show up to work wearing a costume when nobody else dresses up

4. Don’t call a costume a "stume"

5. Don’t dress up as a slutty tree. Just don’t do it.

6. No matter how much sugar you consume, don’t act like a witch.

7. If you hate halloween, don’t stay home in misery, stick with a friend who will make it great!!!

8. Don’t have a dumb costume that everyone has to constantly ask you what you are!

9. Don’t make a Harry Potter costume slutty, it scars the childhood fan within me.

10. Don’t listen to #1, and DO BEAT YOUR BOSS AT THE HEIST CHALLENGE (at least the first year)